MAD HATTER MARKETING™
THE ANTI-AGENCY FOR ENTREPRENEURS WHO'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE MADNESS
Tired of retainers, chaos, and overhyped “marketing gurus”? We’re your in-house creative team — minus the contracts, confusion, and cost. Get agency-grade design, AI-powered lead generation, and CRM automation support — built exclusively for Lemonade Maker® members, by entrepreneurs who’ve successfully mapped the marketing maze.
"Amazing success can be achieved when you find that perfect balance of art and enterprise."
—Thomas Minieri
BREWING BRILLIANCE FROM THE CHAOS
We’re not your average marketing lab — we’re the rebellion against retainers, confusion, and circular nonsense.
Our specialists fuse art, AI, and automation to help Lemonade Maker® members escape the
Marketing Maze and take control of their own empire.
No vampires. No contracts. No industry jargon. Just modern marketing magic — done with you, not to you.
Mad Hatter Marketing™ Deals & Steals
Forget the monthly retainer racket. We’ve replaced confusion with clarity — and commissions with common sense.
Every Mad Hatter deal is transparent, tactical, and designed to give you agency-grade marketing without the agency chains.
No gimmicks. No games. Just straightforward, member-exclusive pricing for entrepreneurs who’ve had enough of the madness.
Pick your project. Name your goal. Watch it come to life — fast!
Lemonade Lab™ Training Workshops
The future belongs to entrepreneurs who can market themselves — and the “experts” don’t want you to know how.
Inside the Lemonade Lab™, you’ll learn the real skills that build empires: how to create your own website, build high-converting funnels, automate your sales process, and design campaigns that actually make money.
These are hands-on, members-only workshops built to put you in the driver’s seat — giving you the power, tools, and confidence to grow your business without dependency or delay.
Take control. Get clarity. And never be at the mercy of another vampire marketing agency again.
Ready to flip the marketing madness on its head?
My Remarkable Track Record
I bootstrapped my first company from a $30 startup to a $12M national franchise with 23 franchisees, 50+ employees, and 10,000+ annual sales transactions — all without funding or debt.
Now It's Your Turn
Unlock my proven Lemonology® Strategies in business and marketing to increase revenue, reclaim your time, and build a legacy you’re proud of.
WORK DIRECTLY WITH THOMAS MINIERI
Become a member of Lemonade Maker® and work directly with visionary CEO Thomas Minieri as your personal business mentor and guide. Discover his proven Lemonology® strategies and structured frameworks, plus gain a clear path forward to grow your business and achieve your dream life.
Access Lemonology® Strategies
Proven systems and strategies that turn chaos into clarity — featuring 100+ frameworks for innovation, marketing, and scalable business growth that lasts.
Media & Brand Opportunities
Leverage my media network and influence to get featured in top-tier outlets — boosting your CEO reputation, brand visibility, and credibility as a leader in your industry.
Marketing Tactics + Implementation
From messaging to lead generation to automation and AI — master modern marketing and take full control of your company’s growth engine.
Join My Tribe of CEOs
Connect with my private network of founders and innovators — locally and nationally — for collaboration, accountability, and next-level growth support.
