MAD HATTER MARKETING™
THE ANTI-AGENCY FOR ENTREPRENEURS WHO'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE MADNESS
Tired of retainers and “marketing gurus”? We’re your on-demand creative team — no contracts, no nonsense. Just agency-grade automation, lead generation, and frameworks that actually work.
"Amazing success can be achieved when you find that perfect balance of art and enterprise."
—Thomas Minieri
BREWING BRILLIANCE FROM THE CHAOS
We’re not your average marketing lab — we’re the rebellion against retainers, confusion, and circular nonsense.
Our specialists fuse art, AI, and automation to help Lemonade Maker® members escape the
Marketing Maze and take control of their own empire.
No vampires bleeding you dry. No contracts and retainers chaining you down. No industry jargon making your head spin. Just agency-grade marketing without the agency shackle.
Mad Hatter Marketing™ Deals & Steals
Pick your project. Name your goal. Watch it come to life — fast and affordable!
- Website Builds – Custom, conversion-obsessed sites that turn browsers into buyers. Starting @ $499
- Sales Funnels – Crazy-effective journeys that capture leads and close deals while you sleep. Starting @ $299
- Automation & CRM Systems – Behind-the-scenes magic that saves time and multiplies sales. Starting @ $199/mo
- AI-Powered Lead Generation – Smarter prospecting with machine learning precision. Starting @ $275/mo
Lemonade Lab™ Training Workshops
The future belongs to entrepreneurs who can market themselves — and the “experts” don’t want you to know how.
Inside the Lemonade Lab™, you’ll learn the real skills that build empires: how to create your own website, build high-converting funnels, automate your sales process, and design ad campaigns that actually make money.
These are hands-on, members-only workshops built to put you in the driver’s seat — giving you the power, tools, and confidence to grow your business without dependency or delay.
Take control. Get clarity. And never be at the mercy of another vampire marketing agency again.
Ready to flip the marketing madness on its head?
