"Marketing fog is the silent killer of entrepreneurship."

—Thomas Minieri

BEWARE: VAMPIRE AGENCIES

They promise growth, clarity, and results — but what they really want is your retainer.

Vampire agencies look alive, sound impressive, and hide behind buzzwords like “synergy,” “integrations,” and “AI-powered optimization.” In reality, most have never built a real business of their own... so how exactly are going to help you build yours?

They bleed you dry with overpriced retainers and “mailbox money” contracts for work that takes a fraction of the time thanks to AI — but still costs full price. They prey on confusion and fear, keeping you lost in the fog of dashboards, reports, and meetings that lead nowhere.

If you’ve been drained by one, it’s not because you’re naïve — it’s because you were never taught how marketing really works.

Training + Implementation

Escape the vampire agency with the clarity, tools, and confidence to take charge of your marketing — backed by expert coaching, live workshops, and hands-on implementation support.

One-on-One Coaching

Cut through confusion. Map your marketing model. Get personalized guidance and tailored solutions that fit your business — not a one-size-fits-all agency plan.

LIVE Workshops + Implementation

Join weekly, members-only sessions on website design, ad campaigns, CRM automation, AI tools, funnels, and lead generation. Learn it, build it, and launch it — all in real time with expert help.

Implementation Support

Get hands-on help turning your ideas into working systems. From websites to automation — we guide you step-by-step so you stay in control.

Stake the vampire. Save thousands. Take back control — and never get bitten again.